What Kind of Tater Are You?

Artwork By: Jonathan Clark

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Chip Tater

Chip Tater is an average
American teen boy.
He is happy, easy going,
has lots of friends, and
a great personality.  He
loves to hang out with fun
friends, but sometimes he
gets into sticky situations
with his relationships.

mom

Mom Tater

Mom Tater is Chip’s mom.
She is a good mother. She
always takes care of her
family and is always
there with her husband
(Pop Tater).  She loves to
cook, hunt, fish, read,
and do under-water
basket weaving.

pop

Pop Tater

Pop Tater is Chip, Tot, and
Sprout’s dad.  He is a very
good dad and has a lot of
common sense and wisdom.
He leads his family by the
example of always doing
the right thing.

auntie_sweet

Auntie Sweet

Auntie Sweet is the
favorite relative. Everyone
loves her.  She is always
thinking of others and
putting the needs of
others before her own.

ida

Ida

Ida is the sporty tomboy
type. She is determined to
do anything that a boy can
do, and do it better.  She
is solid and trustworthy.

fried

Fried

Fried is a friend of Chip that
is sometimes on the shady
side of the character tree.
He is fun to be around, but
sometimes when you are
talking to him he is not in
the same zip code as you.

mr_couch

Mr. Couch

Mr. Couch—AKA—the
lazy next door neighbor.
His yard, house, car, hair,
clothes, and attitude are
always a mess and
needing repair.

mr_french

Mr. French

Mr. French is the middle
school principal.  He is
a good man that loves
the students and runs
a tight ship. He has great
wisdom, and always treats
everyone equal.

mr_hash_brown

Mr. Hash Brown

Mr. Hash Brown is the
neighbor down the street
that everyone likes.  He
has a great personality, he
is a good influence, and
has good character.

mrs_fry

Mrs. Fry

Mrs. Fry is Chip’s English
teacher.  She is a great
teacher, even for
English; she just has
a strange hairstyle.

mrs_russet

Mrs. Russet

Mrs. Russet is the
elementary school
principal. She leads by
her positive example
and loving attitude.

curly

Curly

Curly is Chip’s close
African-American friend.
Curly has a great smile and
wants to be an NBA star.

red

Red

Red is Chip’s Native
American friend.  He loves
the great outdoors and is
a real sportsman. He loves
to hunt Womp-us-cats!

scallop

Miss Scallop

Miss Scallop is the prim
and proper and very rich
next door neighbor.
She was Miss Potato
Queen in 2007.

skinny

Skinny Fry

Skinny Fry is the tall, shy,
but very smart friend.
She wants to be Chip’s
girlfriend.  She loves to
read dictionaries and
encyclopedias for fun.

tommy_au_rotten

Tommy Au Rotten

Tommy Au Rotten-AKA-
Bully-AKA-Rotten Tater-is
not very nice.  His hobbies
are yelling, screaming,
pushing people down,
jumping line, and sitting
in the Principal’s office.

uncle_twice_baked

Uncle Twice Baked

Uncle Twice Baked is a
favorite uncle and a lot
of fun to be around, but
sometimes his sidewalk
doesn’t go all the way to
his front porch (if you
know what we mean).

yukon

Yukon

Yukon is Chip’s oriental
friend.  His great-granddad
knew Bruce Lee.

spud

Spud

Spud loves to jump rope
everywhere she goes.  She
is one of Tot’s playmates.
Her dream is to hold the
world record for
jump-roping.

weggie

Weggie

Weggie is another of Tot’s
playmates.  His name is
really Reggie but he has a
speech impediment and
calls himself Weggie so
everyone else does as well.

tot

Tot

Tot is Chip’s little brother.
  He loves to get Chip into
trouble with Mom and Pop.

sprout

Sprout

Sprout is the baby of the
family.  Chip is not sure
about changing a messy
diaper as of yet!  This is the
first baby girl for the Tater
family.  She loves to
roll on the floor.